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    Jim and john

    Siamese Twins walk into a bar in Canada and park themselves on a bar stool.



    One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us; we're joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers, draft please."



    The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. "Been on holiday yet, lads?"



    "Off to England next month," says John. "We go to England every year, rent a car and drive for miles. Don't we, Jim?" Jim agrees.



    "Ah, England!" says the bartender. "Wonderful country... the history, the beer, the

    culture..."



    "Nah, we don't like that British junk" says John. "Hamburgers and Molson's beer, that's us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the English - they're so arrogant and rude."



    "So why keep going to England?" asks the bartender.



    "It's the only chance Jim gets to drive."

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    lol
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    They could try down under...

    or Burmuda
    Botswana
    Cayman Islands
    Grenada
    India
    Indonesia
    Macau
    Nepal
    Pakistan
    South Africa
    Sri Lanka
    Tialand
    Zanbia

    good joke tho...
    Last edited by Oldscool; 03-07-2015 at 03:38 AM.


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    Or Japan.
    F I D O!

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